my milkshake brings mostly ants to the yard
i met a girl with 12 nipples
sounds funny
dozen tit
when someone is telling me a story all I can think about is that i can’t wait for them to finish so that I can tell my own story that’s better and involves me
sorry i cant reblog that, i have standards
one small typo and suddenly that sexist republican is the sexiest republican
do you ever dislike someone so much that you hate when people are nice to them
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